Headbanging to the Metal Sounds of the Great Outdoors

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What makes this video of making fire and headbanging so great is that the video camera doesn't pick up the music coming from a nearby tape deck. What we're left with is two men, one in a Speedo making fire and the other violently headbanging along. I like to imagine this is probably exactly what it was like thousands of years ago when prehistoric man was first learning about the creation of fire - one guy building the flames and the other rockin' out to the evil sounds of mother nature. 

Banana-Hammock Badass Pummels Long-Trunks Weakling on Russian Beach

  

 

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After years of searching, we've discovered conclusive video proof that weakling punks wear long swim trunks while awesome manly men wear teeny-weeny Speedos. Our Russian hero has a simple message that he conveys with iron fists: You mess with my banana hammock, you die.