Showing posts with label Movie Reviews. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Movie Reviews. Show all posts

Thursday, June 14, 2012

Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance [Blu-ray 3D + UltraViolet Digital Copy]



The Rider is back and he’s more flaming than ever.

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The Pitch: Johnny Blaze (Nicolas Cage) battles the devil, who’s trying to become human by entering a young boy. (Not as gross as it sounds.)



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What It Really Is: The first one was so horrible on so many levels that it infected the entire world with shittiness. This time they handed it off to different directors (Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor), who actually make it less bad. It’s still quite terrible, but Ghost Rider’s look and behavior does some justice to the legendary comic character. The action is fast, the bad guy is goofy and Ol’ Flamehead’s out-of-control antics might even make you overlook the fact they stole the plot from Ghostbusters 2.

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Violante Placido Sets Us On Fire: But not in an illegal arsonist way. She’s just really beautiful. (And hopefully reading this. Hi Violante!)

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Maxim.com Ready-Made Press Blurb: “The Ghost with the most firey action!” --Maxim.com

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Does Blu-ray Make a Difference? Yes. Shot in 3D this disc offers up some crazy quality and special features. The only way you can see Nic Cage clearer than this is if you attend one of his foreclosure auctions. (The dude needs to get his finances in order...if only so he isn’t forced to make more movies like this...and Drive Angry...and Season of the Witch..and The Sorcerer's Apprentice...)

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Special Features: Director's expanded video commentary (a fun and informative picture-in-picture experience that almost makes the movie appear to be better than it actually was); a 90-minute 6-part documentary “The Path to Vengeance: Making Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance”; deleted scenes, 3D and UltraViolet digital copy of the film.

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A Note About Overflowing Special Features: It’s amazing how much time and effort they put into the commentary and documentary. Goodfellas didn’t get this kind of treatment.

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Who’s It For: People who like skeletons and fire; Nic Cage’s accountant

Tuesday, May 15, 2012

15 Interesting Photos Of Famous Faces By GL Wood

You might not know who GL Wood is, but you have probably seen some of his photographs — and you will definitely recognize some of these faces.

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Monday, May 14, 2012

Beautiful Ukrainian Women Photos


Work of photographer Alexander, known under the nick of sarahoza. At the given moment lives and works in Kharkov, the Ukraine.
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Monday, May 7, 2012

Keeping The Faith With A Less Than 'Perfect Family'


When Eileen Cleary (Kathleen Turner) is nominated for Catholic Woman of the Year — an honor that comes with a personal prayer of absolution from an archbishop — she feels she has to hide what she sees as flaws in her daughter (Emily Deschanel), son (Jason Ritter) and husband (Michael McGrady).
Variance Films When Eileen Cleary (Kathleen Turner) is nominated for Catholic Woman of the Year — an honor that comes with a personal prayer of absolution from an archbishop — she feels she has to hide what she sees as flaws in her daughter (Emily Deschanel), son (Jason Ritter) and husband (Michael McGrady).

The Perfect Family
  • Director: Anne Renton
  • Genre: Drama, Comedy
  • Running Time: 84 minutes
Rated PG-13 for mature thematic material
With: Kathleen Turner, Emily Deschanel, Jason Ritter, Michael McGrady

Guilt can be a powerful force. In The Perfect Family, it's also a self-perpetuating one. Director Anne Renton's film puts on display a woman so obsessed with her place in the afterlife that for a guarantee of absolution, she's willing to engage in morally questionable activities that are bound to cause her even greater guilt.
If that sounds like a cutting critique of organized religion and situational morality, not quite: Renton's approach is, to its benefit, fair and never strident. But it's also gentle and cautious, often to a fault.
Eileen Cleary (Kathleen Turner) is a devout Catholic who goes to confession daily, delivers food to the elderly, holds the plate of Communion wafers for the parish priest and generally is about as involved as she can be in her church short of chucking everything and joining the convent.
For her labors, she's been nominated for Catholic Woman of the Year. The prize will get her recognition at a church dinner, maybe a pretty plaque for the mantel. Most important, it comes with a personal prayer of absolution from a high-ranking visiting Irish archbishop. Eileen wants this assurance of forgiveness most of all.
Eileen, otherwise a kind and devout Catholic, wades into morally questionable territory when she tries to present an untroubled family life for the benefit of her priest (Richard Chamberlain).
Enlarge Variance Films Eileen, otherwise a kind and devout Catholic, wades into morally questionable territory when she tries to present an untroubled family life for the benefit of her priest (Richard Chamberlain).
But the reason for which she thinks she needs absolution is also her biggest roadblock to achieving the honor: She takes what she perceives as the failings of her family as spiritual deficiencies in her own character. Yet she needs that same family — including a husband (Mike McGrady) who's a recovering alcoholic and adulterer, a son (Jason Ritter) who just left his wife and family for an older manicurist, and a daughter (Emily Deschanel) who is five months pregnant out of wedlock and lives with a woman who is more than just a roommate — to seem the perfect picture of church-approved bliss when the archbishop comes to visit.
As much as Eileen is concerned with confessing trivial sins on a daily basis, she's willing to lie about every aspect of her family's life to win the larger absolution. She's not calculated or conniving, though, and that's one of the strengths of Renton's film. While many of the supporting characters here lack depth or moral complexity — particularly Agnes (Sharon Lawrence), Eileen's smug competition for the award — Eileen is largely portrayed as a fundamentally good-hearted but hopelessly naive woman who becomes confused when her love for the church and her family come into conflict.
Credit Turner, returning to the big screen for the first time in three years, with communicating Eileen's internal turmoil effectively enough that we're able to feel sympathy for a character who's openly homophobic, willfully ignorant of what's best for her family and rigidly self-centered.
Most of the primary cast members are also quite good, overcoming dialogue that is sometimes overwrought with soap-opera melodrama or on-the-nose jokes. ("I'm a Catholic; I don't have to think," Eileen declares in one of the more clumsy attempts at a dig at dogma.)
The Perfect Family often feels as if it was conceived as a comedy before its writers and director decided that some of its issues were too serious to be taken quite so lightly. As a result, orphaned comic bits sit lonely amid a lot of hand-wringing drama, as in the sitcom-ready scene when Ritter's Frank Jr. arrives fall-down drunk for the family's dinner with the archbishop. He is hastily stashed in another room, forcing Eileen to make up excuses for the strange noises coming from upstairs throughout dinner.
It's difficult not to admire the film for its intentions, which are nothing but good-hearted. But the film's gentle, sentimental approach prevents it from ever really getting at the pain that's been swirling around this imperfect family for years.
Scenes that should have an emotional sting are blunt and toothless, and the film speeds towards its desired picture-postcard ending so quickly that it never effectively portrays the growth and resolution needed to get them there. If there remains a kind of absolution for Eileen in the film, it feels like it's attained by just as much of a shortcut as if the archbishop had waved his hand.

Seven Dancers, Chasing Big Dreams At The Barre


First Position profiles dancers at the Youth America Grand Prix, a prestigious ballet contest. Rebecca Houseknecht, 17, is a dancer with a lot of talent — and a painful awareness that her chances of signing with a top company are growing slim.
Bess Kargman/IFC Films First Position profiles dancers at the Youth America Grand Prix, a prestigious ballet contest. Rebecca Houseknecht, 17, is a dancer with a lot of talent — and a painful awareness that her chances of signing with a top company are growing slim.

First Position
  • Director: Bess Kargman
  • Genre: Documentary
  • Running Time: 94 minutes
One of the most striking moments early in the documentary First Position comes when a talented ballet student, an 11-year-old boy named Aran, inserts his foot into a sort of clamp that holds it in a mercilessly pointed position.
"This is a foot stretcher," he says. "Hurts a lot."
It's curious that an entire genre of documentary has grown up around endearing kids being pushed hard to achieve in various fields — pushed so hard that the audience is left to wonder whether the pressure might be too much for them.
But that's where we are in the wake of the much-loved 2002 spelling bee documentary Spellbound, as well as other films, including this year's outstanding chess doc, Brooklyn Castle, which is currently on the festival circuit.
First Position aspires to do for ballet what Spellbound did for spelling: show how hard the kids work, how ferocious their ambition is, how they incorporate an elite activity into any kind of normal life. For Aran, it's a constant battle. "It's just not possible," says his mother of the idea of a kid like Aran indulging in sleepovers and other frivolous kid activities.
The kids in the film are all appealing: Aran's friend Gaya, a girl who became inspired to dance after seeing his chops; Miko and Jules, a young brother and sister whose mother is hesitant to admit that their talent levels (and passion levels) are very different; Michaela, a 14-year-old adopted as a small child from Sierra Leone after her parents died in the civil war; Joan Sebastian, a 16-year-old boy whose family is back in Colombia as he pursues ballet in the U.S.; and Rebecca, a 17-year-old seeking a spot in a professional company in an environment where, as her teacher says, "companies are shedding dancers, they're not hiring them."
Gaya Bommer and Aran Bell in First Position. Aran, who is 11 in the film, began dance training at age 4.
Enlarge Bess Kargman/IFC Films Gaya Bommer and Aran Bell in First Position. Aran, who is 11 in the film, began dance training at age 4.
All of these dancers with their differing goals are brought together in New York for the Youth America Grand Prix, a competition in which the youngest want awards, the ones in the middle want scholarships to prestigious ballet schools to continue training, and the oldest ones — like Rebecca — want contracts.
It's a simple and lovely movie, and particularly for people who haven't seen Spellbound, it's a great introduction to the intriguing mix of parents — neurotic, loving, pressuring, calming — who raise great kids who do great things. It wisely avoids stage-parent cliches, although there's an implied eyebrow-raise at things like the fact that Miko and Jules get nonfat yogurt while their parents eat low-fat.
There are some effective notes about the nature of ballet: Michaela is acutely aware that African-American dancers are often muttered about as "too muscular" and such, and she wants badly to be not only a great ballerina but one who is, as she puts it, "delicate."
But there's something about First Position that's a little expected for fans of the educational documentary. One of the charming things about Spellbound was that the kids were so genuinely odd — so marvelously, fascinatingly, endearingly odd in a way that seemed unique to the offbeat discipline of competitive spelling. These kids, on the other hand, are not particularly odd. They're very much what you might expect elite young dancers to be like: focused, tense, graceful, obedient to teachers and judges, and frequently in pain.
There are certainly sequences that startle — shots of beaten-up toes, for instance — but that early moment with Aran and the foot-stretcher, where the real costs of what he's doing seem so acute and so particular, is rarely equaled.
There's a lot of footage of preparation and hard work, but director Bess Kargman doesn't get very deeply into the relationship between these specific kids and their peculiar passions. Perhaps it's because ballet is a discipline that places so much emphasis on grace and composure, but the subjects of this particular film are almost too controlled to make ideal documentary subjects. And the things that are most interesting, like Miko and Jules' mother and her struggle with their different fates in ballet, are seen rather fleetingly.
Ultimately, First Position is a good film clearly made with love, and it will have plenty of appeal for fans and students of ballet. But it feels at times like it's marching through a set of stories without pausing long enough to learn a lot about them, and the outcomes at the end are mostly what you'll expect. That robs it of some of the poignancy that comes in training or competition films where a critical victory seems to be in reach and simply doesn't materialize.
For ballet fans, First Position speaks eloquently to the sacrifices of young dancers. But if you're looking to understand what drives extraordinarily high achievers, it has frustratingly little to say.

An 'Engagement' Going Nowhere, But Endearingly So


When Violet (Emily Blunt) is accepted to a postdoctoral program at the University of Michigan, she and her fiance, Tom (Jason Segel), postpone their wedding plans — along with Tom's career as a chef — and move from San Francisco to Ann Arbor.
Universal Pictures When Violet (Emily Blunt) is accepted to a postdoctoral program at the University of Michigan, she and her fiance, Tom (Jason Segel), postpone their wedding plans — along with Tom's career as a chef — and move from San Francisco to Ann Arbor.

The Five-Year Engagement
  • Director: Nicholas Stoller
  • Genre: Romantic Comedy
  • Running Time: 124 minutes
Rated R for sexual content, and language throughout
With: Jason Segel, Emily Blunt, Alison Brie, Chris Pratt
(Recommended)
We start where most movies end: A happy city-slicker couple pledge to spend the rest of their lives together, as a famous American landmark twinkles behind them.
From then on, Nicholas Stoller's weird, endearingly messy The Five-Year Engagement embarks on an uncharted circular voyage. Its two wistful, determined leads — Emily Blunt as grad student Violet and Jason Segel as sous-chef Tom — are caught in a Sisyphean premarital loop.
That doesn't make the film sound very funny, and honestly it isn't — at least not in the same fall-on-your-face-laughing league as Forgetting Sarah Marshall or the rest of the Apatow Factory crop. But The Five-Year Engagement, with a script co-written by Segel and Stoller, feels poignant and real in a way few raunch comedies are.
What drives the sadness is a universal familiar: the act of sacrificing for someone you love, and the long-term consequences of making those concessions. Violet gets accepted to a graduate psychology program at the University of Michigan, so Tom turns down an offer to run his own San Francisco restaurant, loading up the van and moving to Ann Arbor to become a deli boy and housesitter. And the wedding goes on hold — where it will stay.
A magnificent college town, Ann Arbor carries with it the stigma of lengthy, miserable winters. For Violet, the appeal of academia's lecture halls and grad-student bars gives their new home an Edenic glow. For Tom, it's a snowy exile from real life, and one that offers no real shot at happiness. (Seems a bit unfair to the multitude of real-life chefs working comfortably on the town's Main Street.)
Still, the fact that The Five-Year Engagement even has a palpable setting is a kind of outlier for a film industry that normally doesn't care if its version of the Midwest contains palm trees. Stoller and Segel, bless their hearts, know how to maintain an acute sense of location; much of the fun of Sarah Marshall was seeing Segel's lumpy, lovesick Californian stumble his way through a Hawaii that never really wanted him there. Likewise, here Ann Arbor takes on a great many snow-covered shapes for the couple, most of them hostile: roadblock, wedge, rival. But Tom and Violet are unquestionably there, which makes all the difference in a film that hinges so much on place and the question of whether that place is the right one.
Tom makes the best of the relocation by making unlikely friends like Tarquin (Brian Posehn) and trying to find work as a chef — while in the meantime putting in time at Ann Arbor's famed Zingerman's Deli.
Universal Pictures Tom makes the best of the relocation by making unlikely friends like Tarquin (Brian Posehn) and trying to find work as a chef — while in the meantime putting in time at Ann Arbor's famed Zingerman's Deli.
It's a shame the movie fails to harness its cast as well as its setting. Surely an Apatow production could have found more to do with such a roster of funny people. Kevin Hart and Mindy Kaling are barely visible as fellow grad students, and the gifted Blunt herself gets shortchanged in genuine comic opportunities; her lumbering fiance scoops up most of them.
Blunt and the rest are fighting an uphill battle against the film's itchy editing, which cuts numerous sequences before they reach their full potential. (This can't be blamed on a lack of material: Stoller and his crew reportedly had too much footage to work with, even excising an entire filmed subplot about Tom opening his own restaurant.) Nor does the script's ill-informed attempt to explain university psychology research — "If you eat this, you must behave like this!" — do its supposedly intelligent practitioners any favors.
Yet we don't walk away thinking these things. What we think is how profoundly bittersweet it is to leave such a big promise unfulfilled for so long that the unfulfillment itself — and the love that fuels it — becomes part of your identity. When Eugene O'Neill wrote about this in 1923, it was called Strange Interlude, and it was dark existentialism.
It's possible the couple at the heart of The Five-Year Engagement knows their grand experiment is doomed, but that won't stop them from clinging to each other like castaways. "I don't want you to go," Tom tells Violet during a fight. "I just need to be alone, with you here." And improbably, we laugh. (Recommended)

'The Avengers': Slick Summer Superheroics


When The World Needs Saving: Marvel superheroes Black Widow (Scarlett Johansson), Thor (Chris Hemsworth), Captain America (Chris Evans), Hawkeye (Jeremy Renner), Iron Man (Robert Downey Jr.) and the Hulk (Mark Ruffalo) are the world's last line of defense — but that doesn't mean they get along.
Walt Disney Pictures When The World Needs Saving: Marvel superheroes Black Widow (Scarlett Johansson), Thor (Chris Hemsworth), Captain America (Chris Evans), Hawkeye (Jeremy Renner), Iron Man (Robert Downey Jr.) and the Hulk (Mark Ruffalo) are the world's last line of defense — but that doesn't mean they get along.

Marvel's The Avengers
  • Director: Joss Whedon
  • Genre: Action Adventure
  • Running Time: 142 minutes
Rated PG-13 for intense sequences of sci-fi violence and action throughout, and a mild drug reference
With: Robert Downey Jr., Chris Evans, Scarlett Johansson, Chris Hemsworth
That crashing sound you'll hear emanating from cineplexes this weekend will be the sound of comic-book superheroes smashing box-office records.
Actually, the smashing started last weekend, when Marvel's The Avengers opened in 39 territories around the world, scooping up a cool $178 million in three days. And with legions of fans having already bought advance tickets in the U.S., it's a pretty sure bet the box-office bonanza will continue as the film opens in more than 4,000 North American theaters.
Fans certainly won't be disappointed, but neither are they likely to be terribly surprised by Joss Whedon's enjoyably zingy genre flick. The banter has zip, the effects are fun, the climactic battle is decently spectacular, and if the 3-D is mostly expendable, there are a few scenes where it adds a nice kick.
That said, the plot is strictly standard-issue superhero stuff: the Earth's in peril when Norse demi-god Loki (Tom Hilddleston, reprising his role as Thor's ne'er-do-well quasi-sibling) steals a glowing blue cube (the Tesseract!) that offers the planet unlimited power — but has the unfortunate side effect of opening a wormhole through which alien invaders can pop.
This being the sort of thing S.H.I.E.L.D. was set up to foil, the secret agency's superhero-wrangler, Nick Fury (Samuel L. Jackson), gathers his brood of caped-or-otherwise-flamboyantly-attired heroes. There's Thor (Chris Hemsworth), Iron Man (Robert Downey Jr.), Captain America (Chris Evans), the Hulk (Mark Ruffalo), plus a couple of superpower-challenged assassins who've not had their own movies (yet): ace archer Hawkeye (Jeremy Renner) and martial-arts tyro Black Widow (Scarlett Johansson). Once they're all in place, Fury announces: "War has started, and we're hopelessly outgunned."
To which the only possible reaction has to be: "Oh spare me ... our guys have a hammer, exploding arrows, a shield, broad shoulders — how're they gonna be underdogs in this fight?"
There is a problem, though. These folks don't really play well with others. So turning them into an actual team will take time — time that director Joss Whedon fills with the kind of one-on-one matchups fanboys usually only dream about. Irresistible hammer meets immovable shield. Snarky billionaire taunts guy who's trying to stay calm. Who do you think'd win a fair fight? Thor? Iron Man? Hulk? Let's go find a mountaintop and break some trees.
S.H.I.E.L.D. director Nick Fury (Samuel L. Jackson) appeared in earlier Marvel movies only in cameos, but he takes on a central role as he brings the Avengers together.
Enlarge Walt Disney Pictures S.H.I.E.L.D. director Nick Fury (Samuel L. Jackson) appeared in earlier Marvel movies only in cameos, but he takes on a central role as he brings the Avengers together.
After that, it's mostly a matter of getting everyone assembled on what I guess you'd have to call a stealth heli-carrier, and marking time till a doozy of a final showdown. Whedon orders up a lot of quips — some explosive laughs actually — and so that you can still enjoy the picture if you're over 15, he makes sure that all his stars get to shine in moments without digital effects.
Considering what a 3-D traffic jam The Avengers could've been with six heroes in spandex — plus big-name hangers-on from Stan Lee to Gwyneth Paltrow — it's impressive that the filmmaker still found time to, say, let Ruffalo be quirkily understated as the latest in a line of Hulks.
All of this, of course, is leading to a bone-crunching, building-shattering, giant-eel-spaceship-eviscerating showdown that lays waste to much of Manhattan, looks reeeeeeeally cool, and sets up what will doubtless be Marvel superhero sequels too numerous to count.
Can't say The Avengers makes me look forward to seeing any of its heroes flying solo again, but it does establish that in smaller doses, even the most annoying Type A personalities can be amusing.
As a just-released trailer for the last third of Christopher Nolan's Dark Knight trilogy reminds us, a caped-crusader movie can aspire to greater things. But nobody says it has to, and Joss Whedon just wants The Avengers to be fun. Which it is.