Did you know that pink was originally a masculine color? Indeed, royal baby boys were clad in it. Sometime in the last 100 years or so, though, it became the domain of the ladies, and we don't mind a bit. Dig these pictures of foxy pink-clad hotties. We promise no pictures of Pink.
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Petra Nemcova |
I wonder if Petra Nemcova started to feel a little weird with all that tsunami talk in Japan recently? I'd get flashbacks if I were in her shoes. A true testament to the miraculous ability of hot women to survive anything, the Czech model looks as good as ever, especially in these darling pink underthings.
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Vanessa Veasley |
Voluptuous video vixen Vanessa Veasley... crap, I can't think of a V word for "looks really hot in a pink bikini." Rumored to have hooked up with ultra-hot rapper Drake to jumpstart her bootyshaking career, I don't really see how she needed the help. She's also been linked with Justin Timberlake, but that's not confirmed. Let me text him and see what he says.
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Alyssa Milano |
It's not wrong to have a crush on a celebrity for the majority of your natural life, is it? Because that's the deal with Alyssa Milano. From the Who's The Boss days on forward, the spunky brunette has been a singular fixture in our perverse imaginations. Maybe this picture will help you understand why.
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Elisha Cuthbert |
This may sound weird, but is Elisha Cuthbert going to do anything post-24? I mean, she was way hot in that one movie where she played a porn star, but that seems like it was fifteen million years ago. She's letting her best years of being scorchingly hot go to waste. Something must be done. I recommend a Facebook petition.
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Olivia Munn |
Geek goddess Olivia Munn is riding a tsunami of fame right now, and congratulations to her. It's rare that someone can transcend the nerd ghetto to become a bona fide celebrity. I guess it sort of helps when you're insanely gorgeous and don't wear a lot of clothing. I should try that. Or at least the second part.
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Takako Yamada |
As with all of our girlie features, we're going to take this one global, so get ready to meet some new faces. Takako Yamada is a gorgeous Japanese model with some of the best skin we've ever seen, and she's showing us a lot of it in this lovely pink bathing suit. I'm not sure about the cut, but I'm no Mr. Blackwell.
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Rachael Leigh Cook |
I really thought Rachael Leigh Cook was going to be a big star - hell, I'll proudly profess my love for Josie & The Pussycats. But it looks like anti-drug PSAs were the end of the line for this beautiful young actress and her dalliance with the A-list. She still has time to prove me wrong, though.
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Nicole Scherzinger |
So the whole Pussycat Dolls thing kind of fizzled out, huh? Ah well, they had a good run. I'm sure that Nicole Scherzinger has plans for her future after winning Dancing With The Stars. It's kind of unfair for someone who dances as part of their job to be on that show, don't you think? What's next, Texting With The Stars?
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April Scott |
I can't imagine it being an easy task to follow Jessica Simpson into the emotionally complex role of Daisy Duke, but April Scott sure as shootin' did a bang-up job of it in the Dukes of Hazzard prequels. The fact that she looks cute as a button in a pink tied-off top sure didn't hurt her any.
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Sunny Leone |
Canadian actress Sunny Leone is a former Penthouse Pet of the Year, but don't stereotype her - sure, she's a gorgeous girl with a body I'd swallow pennies off of, but she's also the first adult actress to have her own iPhone app, and her hobbies include abstract painting and World of Warcraft.
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Megan Fox |
She's one of the hottest women in the world, and is set to be one for some time unless something horrible happens to her face. Megan Fox looks great in just about every color, but she's radiant in pink. Considering one of her first movie roles had her being knocked into a pool while wearing a pink dress (in Confessions Of A Teenage Drama Queen), this is like a tribute.
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Emma Watson |
Yes, we were creeped out by all of the countdown calendars and other whatnot leading up to the legality of Harry Potter's Emma Watson, but now that she's crossed the line of no return into beautiful young legal womanhood, we have to say she's quite a looker. Good job, perverts of the world, for not ruining this one.
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Gemma Atkinson |
This photograph of English model Gemma Atkinson is like a peek into an infinitely beautiful new world, where the terrain is composed of hot chicks in pink lingerie reposing on comfortable beds. If I could climb through my computer screen to this magical land, I would. But I'm writing this at the library.
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Heidi Montag |
Yeah, it's weird to see Heidi Montag on this list, but you know what? Before she had her life-ruining orgy of plastic surgery, she was actually an attractive young woman, if dumb as a bag of rocks. I'd like to believe that it was the caustic influence of Spencer Pratt that caused her to ruin her looks, but whatever the reason, let's just remember the happier times.
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Salma Hayek |
Another day, another photograph of Salma Hayek looking like the most gorgeous woman on Earth. How come the Mexican authorities just haven't airdropped thousands of these photos on the warring drug gangs in Tijuana? I'd love to see you get up the gumption to decapitate somebody with those eyes staring at you.
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Mikie Hara |
Japanese gravure idol Mikie Hara has seen some exposure in these pages before, but we just had to remind you of exactly how smoking hot she is. Through the magic of photography, of course. I'm not sure how that top is supposed to be worn in polite company, but nobody's complaining here.
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Natalie Portman |
Does it count as "wearing pink" if it's just a neon-colored wig? You bet your ass it does (no pun intended). Natalie Portman sexed it up in the little-seen Closer, and her turn as a stripper is a lot easier to watch than Black Swan, especially because she's got a little more meat on her bones.
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Jessica Biel |
Jessica Biel looks spectacular no matter what she's wearing - you could seriously put a cloak made of human feces and Brokencyde album covers on her and I'd still pop a stiffy. But a sleevelss pink frock really brings out her gorgeous skin. Oh, and her nipples. Did I mention those?
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Lindsay Lohan |
No matter how low Lindsay Lohan sinks, we'll still have these lovely pohotographic memories of the hot redhead in her prime. Curse you, cocaine and hangers-on, for turning this gorgeous young woman into a battered shell of her former self. Will you never be satisfied?
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Halle Berry |
It is just insane that Halle Berry is forty-four years old. How does she do it? I know people who look like emaciated crones at half her age. Sure, they live in Williamsburg and subsist on energy drinks and indie rock, but whatever. She's got to be packing a genetic miracle drug of anti-aging hormones. Let's drain her pineal gland.
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Myspace Girl |
I try to insert at least one not-famous girl into most of these hottie features, just to remind you, dear reader, that you don't have to be on TV to love yourself. For this piece, this spectacular photo of maybe the most beautiful girl to ever attempt the Myspace mirror self-portrait dropped into my lap. And then it flew out of my lap, if you know what I'm saying.
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Keeley Hazell |
What is it with England and hot girls? For a country that has an (undeserved) stereotype of producing not very attractive people, they certainly have been flooding the world with hotties as of late. Case in point, Keeley Hazell, who is on the cusp of breaking big in the States for her insane hotness.
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Audrina Patridge |
Some are demeaning Audrina Patridge for basically being a talentless hanger-on elevated to C-list status for having great boobs and a willingness to show them off, but this is America, people! If a girl wants to get famous, let her get famous! She won't have those sweater puppies forever (or at least not with their current perkiness), so let's enjoy them.
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Diora Baird |
Pink is a popular color for golfers, and while I'm not sure Diora Baird really has skills on the links, it certainly suits her. The former Guess model has made a splash with her unreal body in a number of films, including Hot Tub Time Machine. Oh, and she also worked as a clown for kids parties. Hottest clown ever!
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Scarlett Johansson |
Just as a note, this is the young and saucy Scarlett Johansson, not the serious actress Scarlett Johansson. You know, the one we liked in Ghost World. Sacrly Jo has made some perplexing career decisions, but we're still on her team. The alternative is a joyless slavery of the mind.
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Brooke Burke |
Yet another Dancing With The Stars alumni (what is it with that show and pink), Brooke Burke won Season 7 before taking on the role of co-host with Season 10. I'm sure that's fascinating to you. The former Wild On! host also just published her first book, which very wisely has the word "naked" in the title.
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Mayra Veronica |
If you don't know the name Mayra Veronica, you haven't been watching enough Univision. The Cuban-American model rose to fame on Don Francisco Presenta, and her incredibly smoking good looks have led to her appearing in FHM. She also does a ton of volunteer work with the USO, traveling abroad to lift the spirits of our brave fighting men and women, if they swing that way.
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Paris Hilton |
Whatever happened to Paris Hilton, anyways? It used to be you couldn't open a magazine without seeing her vapid but somewhat hot face staring out at you. And then she went to jail and now I guess from this picture (which is documentary evidence) she cleans pools for a living.
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Beyonce Knowles |
From ashy to classy - Beyonce always looks good, and she can rock just about any outfit, so this shot of her in a body-hugging pink dress makes me want to put a ring on it. That is, if I didn't think Jay-Z would beat me with a tire iron and throw me off of the Queensboro Bridge for trying.
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Cameron Diaz |
I'm not sure what to make of this minidress that Cameron Diaz is wearing. It sort of looks like it's made from freezer-proof Saran Wrap, which doesn't seem like it would be cery comfortable. But what do I know? Maybe she's planning on taking a nice long nap in the vegetable crisper. That's how she stays looking so young.
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Not Alicia Keys |
When I was putting this feature together, this image kept popping up in picture archives labeled "Alicia Keys." Dude, this really isn't Alicia Keys. No way. I mean, I wish I knew who it was because I think I love her and want to kidnap her, but no way in Hell is it Alicia Keys.
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Sara Balint |
If you're looking for a hot blonde who looks good in a thong, model Sara Balint might be the girl of your dreams. Sure, she doesn't have much going for her besides a smoking hot body, but when your job is displaying ass cleavage, what else do you need? You don't even need a GED, for God's sake!
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Alina Vacariu |
Alina Vacariu was proclaimed Romania's Model of the Year at the age of 14. I could make so many inappropriate Borat-styled jokes with that setup, but I keep looking at that picture and forgetting what I was going to say. And then there're all these weird charges on my credit card.
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Alessandra Ambrosio |
When Tyra Banks calls you "the future of the modeling world," check for flecks of rabies foam by the side of her mouth. Unless you're Alessandra Ambrosio, in which case it's the truth. The leggy Brazilian supermodel is one of the hottest chicks in the game right now. Yes, the game.
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Shakira |
You wouldn't expect the she-wolf to wear pink, but of course Shakira has a feminine side. It's... all of her sides. Not quite sure what's happening in this picture, as she looks like a weird hybrid of an apex predator and a ballerina, but I'm curious to find out... with my life.
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Adriana Lima |
And we close with another Brazilian model, just because we can. Adriana Lima is such a hottie that even her last name reminding me of lima beans (the worst of all the beans, in my opinion) doesn't tarnish her beauty. I hope this journey through the world of pinkness has been a rewarding for you as it was for me.
