The 90′s were like a parallel universe if you look back on them now. The world was still recovering from the 80′s yet desperately trying to create a new psychosocial reality that didn’t involve AIDS, giant hair and hair metal. The world’s efforts were only partially successful. The 90′s was a decade on the rebound, and many entertainers rose to prominence due to this attitude. Let’s check out the hottest celebrities of the 90′s.
Carmen Electra
Her heat is foreign, almost alien. It has captivated such brave pioneers.
Shannon Doherty
If you’ve seen her new commercials, you already know that one of the finest evil white girls has aged like a spoiled cheese.
Tom Cruise
Remember before he was a slave to scientology and bouncing on couches? Me neither.
Cindy Crawford
AKA the Bionic woman, Crawford’s skin is not disturbed by the atmosphere, nor are her muscles and bones by the laws of physics.
Jennifer Aniston
From $1 million an episode to life within a dress code.
Christina Aguilera
Has anyone had a rougher two decades?
Shannon Elizabeth
She’ll always be the object of desire of the guy who sexed the pie, but Shannon Elizabeth was a 90′s solar flare.
Britney Spears
At some point along the way she required an exorcism, but it was never performed.
Jonathan Taylor Thomas
Other than the frosted tips, has ANYTHING changed about this person? I wouldn’t be surprised if he faked his own death and then showed up at his own funeral with dumb grease in his hair.
Olsen Twins
If only they had stayed in the Full House.
Shania Twain
Canada’s greatest country music export, she sexily roller-skated for the world’s enjoyment.
Heather Graham
If a human never ages, are they actually human? Who is remote-control operating this creature?
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Buffy is making a comeback in a show where she plays twins, but everyone thinks she’s Siobhan. But she’s not Siobhan! Still kinda hot… not really though.
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Judging from these two images alone, her hotness has grown more potent over these past two decades.
Alicia Silverstone
It’s one thing to be a bird lady, but don’t feed your baby like it’s a damn bird. No making out with infants allowed.
Katie Holmes
She grew a giant, ugly tumor.
Tiffany Amber Thiessen
Kelly Kapowski, I’m still all about thee!
Roseanne Barr
Yes, once upon a time this giant woman was a giant star.
James Van Der Beek
James Van Der Beek never made it out the damn creek. Other than Rules of Attraction, he was very weak.
Pamela Anderson
She was the epitome of 90′s hot, but it could never translate to any other era.
