So they say that life is very short and that we should live it fully and make all the mistakes that we want to make because sooner or later it is all going to end. So that is quite a depressing thought but feel the depression fading away as you read the article! I have selected for you, some of the mistakes that you should make before you die, because life is all about living each and every moment to the full extent possible. So feel free to try these all out and gather the resultant joy!
10. PULLING A ONE NIGHT STAND
This is one major bad advice coming up girls! Or even boys for that matter. See the thing is that since you are eventually going to die, why not try some of the unforgivable and insane things that have we have always been told are bad for us! Like pulling a one night stand for example. You need not do something in the very extreme but do flirt your heart out with the next guy or girl that you see and whom you fancy and then there should be no stopping you. This of course only if you are not treading on anyone’s heart-strings, not even your own! I hope I made this very clear! The rules need to be followed even when making mistakes!
9. LOSING CHILD’S PET AND SAYING IT RAN AWAY
A very mean advice coming up although, now that I come to think of it, why do I keep calling them advices? They are mistakes that I am giving you my blessing to make and mistakes are never pleasant or helpful or sane! Mistakes are reckless and mean, more often than not. So yes, this is one where you accidentally loose the pet of a child (your child in most cases which is less meaner) and then claim that it ran away. The rule here is that you need to get the child a new pet no matter what!
8. WORKPLACE ROMANCE
This is one of the mistakes that I really like the most and you would certainly not know the utter pleasure of this one unless you try it out! So for this you just need to find the right (by which I mean flirtatious and hot) guy or woman in your office and get a relationship going with them. Keep out of HR’s sight though!
7. KARAOKE IN A CLUB
Doing Karaoke in a club is so much fun specially if you do it with friends. It is an experience that you will not forget for a lifetime!
6. READ A LAME BOOK
Next comes the mistake of reading a lame book and although you might fall asleep a gazillion times in between, it would be a story to tell, so just go through the whole book. The rule is that the book really and truly needs to be lamed. I do not want to break the heart of any author here and therefore I am not naming any lame books.
5. SNEEZE AND SHAKE
As far as we judge this particular act on the grossing out scale, this one tops the list but as far as the hilarity factor is concerned this one should not be missed and should be on your to-list. Actually this is one that should be on your to-do list of life. What you need to do is gather some friends (which will make it more hilarious and amusing) than appear to sneeze into your hand (or actually sneeze into your hand) and then shake it with someone. The expressions on the face of the poor subject will have the ability to entertain you for more than a week (or even more actually).
4. FALL DOWN IN PUBLIC
Remember how we used to fall down in our childhood and for those specific moments, it seemed like world had stopped and it resumes its normally functioning when we are flat on the floor. How about trying that experience one more time and this time, in actual public. Trust me, it is a personal experience speaking right here lads, just trip yourself and fall over and let people laugh on you (and yes do not expect sympathies and concerns because people really are mean enough to laugh at you) but it is totally worth it! Also, you will learn to laugh at yourself which is quite amusing!
3. DRIVE THE WRONG WAY ON A ONE WAY
Now this particular mistake was inspired by this joke that I once read. The joke stated that “A husband called his wife and told her to drive carefully because there was some idiot who was driving on the opposite side of a one way highway to which the wife responded, there isn’t one but quite a lot of fools who are driving on the wrong side of the road”. Yes, yes please laugh all you want but let me tell you this, that there is even more joy in actually doing this. Some of you might think that this particular list is a long array of very bad and risky advices. But hey, I told you these are some mistakes that you may try before your die and why not! Buckle up, but on a helmet, get an old beaten up car and take it out onto the road, drive on the opposite oh but please be very careful.
2. GET HOPELESSLY DRUNK
Now this is one that I really like. So what you basically need to do is, go out and get hopelessly drunk and then fall around some where. You can go out with friends and perform this particular mistake or you can even do it alone (which will be sort of pathetic I must say) but then again, everything is always more fun when one is with friends. So yes, go ahead, and attempt this one, because once in a life time, it feels good to let go of all sane senses and just lose it completely! Try it to believe (very bad advice perhaps but it is oh so much fun).
1. GET MARRIED
This is one mistake that I believe that everyone should make and definitely make which is why this ranks on the top most number on my list. See the thing is that everyone in life has a lobster and it is no doubt that you will eventually find yours. So when you eventually do find yours, take the leap and get married and here is hoping that you do not think it is a mistake! And although I have listed it as a mistake that you should make before death and that does seem like a statement in the extreme, but it really is not all that bad even for a mistake!
