Wednesday, May 30, 2012

51 Reasons Why Supermodels Were Better In The '90s

Back then, models weren't just pretty clothes hangers — they warranted cult-status obsession. Would you hang up photos of Jessica Stam all over your bedroom walls now? Yeah, I didn't think so. NSFW

1. Their choreographed dance moves.

Their choreographed dance moves.

2. Their ability to pull off "grunge" in $10k outfits.

Their ability to pull off "grunge" in $10k outfits.

3. Their ability to pull off "punk."

Their ability to pull off "punk."
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4. Their ability to pull off looking like a dude.

Their ability to pull off looking like a dude.

5. Their ability to pull off almost anything.

Their ability to pull off almost anything.

6. Naomi Campbell shopping with Ali G.

Naomi Campbell shopping with Ali G.

7. RuPaul hanging out with Nirvana.

RuPaul hanging out with Nirvana.

8. Cindy Crawford hanging out with Nelson.

Cindy Crawford hanging out with Nelson.
Source: google.com

9. Naomi Campbell hanging out with every relevant celeb of the '90s.

Naomi Campbell hanging out with every relevant celeb of the '90s.
I think it's safe to say she was the life of the party.

10. Their beautiful friendships with one another.

Their beautiful friendships with one another.

11. Their derpiness.

Their derpiness.

12. Their fierce walks.

51 Reasons Why Supermodels Were Better In The '90s
Source: 90srunway

13. This head tattoo.

This head tattoo.
Supermodel Eve Salvail.

14. This hot Pepsi commercial.

This hot Pepsi commercial.
Source: google.com

15. Their happy, healthy smiles.

Their happy, healthy smiles.
Source: 90srunway

16. Cindy Crawford making this man incredibly happy.

Cindy Crawford making this man incredibly happy.
Source: google.com

17. Their large breasts.

Their large breasts.

18. Their small breasts.

Their small breasts.
'90s supermodels came in all shapes and sizes.
Source: google.com

19. Cindy Crawford posing with Patrick Stewart on the cover of "TV Guide."

Cindy Crawford posing with Patrick Stewart on the cover of "TV Guide."
A significant '90s "worlds collide" moment.
Source: google.com

20. Tyra Banks' kitten shirt.

Tyra Banks' kitten shirt.
Source: google.com

21. Tyra Banks' airbrushed "Tyra" shirt.

Tyra Banks' airbrushed "Tyra" shirt.
Source: google.com

22. Tyra Banks' cute rastafarian hat and cute mom.

Tyra Banks' cute rastafarian hat and cute mom.
Source: google.com

23. Anna Nicole Smith's Guess? Ads

Anna Nicole Smith's Guess? Ads
Before she went all cuckoo :(

24. Their interminably high foreheads.

Their interminably high foreheads.

25. Cindy Crawford about to make love to a horse.

Cindy Crawford about to make love to a horse.
Source: google.com

26. Christy Turlington's telepathic powers.

Christy Turlington's telepathic powers.

27. Linda Evangelista's athletic skills.

Linda Evangelista's athletic skills.

28. Kate Moss' song with Primal Scream.

Source: vimeo.com

29. The Fashion Café.

The Fashion Café.
No one actually ate there, but it really showed their entrepreneurial side.

30. Their line of commemorative dolls.

Their line of commemorative dolls.

31. This George Michael video.

Source: youtube.com

32. The fact that they weren't teenagers.

The fact that they weren't teenagers.
Photo taken from January 1990 issue of Vogue.

33. All the Versace ads.

All the Versace ads.

34. Naomi Campbell's love of dogs.

Naomi Campbell's love of dogs.
Source: thespot.ru

35. Naomi Campbell's giant cellphone.

Naomi Campbell's giant cellphone.

36. Naomi Campbell running faster than a cheetah.

Naomi Campbell running faster than a cheetah.

37. Naomi Campbell's dancing in this Michael Jackson video.

51 Reasons Why Supermodels Were Better In The '90s
You can watch "In The Closet" here.

38. Naomi Campbell's resilience.

Naomi Campbell's resilience.

39. Naomi Campbell's inability to give a fuck.

51 Reasons Why Supermodels Were Better In The '90s
Source: www

40. Their participation in hot-button issues.

Their participation in hot-button issues.

41. Milla Jovovich's minor hit song on alternative radio.

Song's not that bad. I witnessed a sad mosh pit of 3 people slam-dancing to this song at a music festival in 1994.
Source: youtube.com

43. Cindy Crawford as a TV host.

Cindy Crawford as a TV host.
She was totally likable and funny on MTV's House of Style.

44. Kate Moss and Naomi Campbell eating ramen together.

Kate Moss and Naomi Campbell eating ramen together.
This happened IRL.

45. The original Victoria's Secret Angels.

The original Victoria's Secret Angels.
A franchise was invented, people!

46. Kate Moss' pink hair.

Kate Moss' pink hair.
She did it first.

47. Their bedazzled bras.

Their bedazzled bras.

48. Their adventurous eating habits.

Their adventurous eating habits.
Christy Turlington and Naomi Campbell eating crawfish together.

49. Their party lifestyle.

Their party lifestyle.

50. Shalom Harlow's guitar playing.

Shalom Harlow's guitar playing.
She's holding it upside down.

51. Linda Evangelista's ever-changing hairstyles.

Linda Evangelista's ever-changing hairstyles.